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For this semester’s Creative Writing class I had to write a short piece between 5 to 7 pages double spaced. I am notorious for handing in 20 paged (single spaced) stories in my classes. The rules were that we could not write a love story, nor a genre story. That means no period pieces (historical fiction), no science fiction, no fantasy, no mystery, no noir, no time traveling or majestic pieces. I nearly had a heart attack and my professor knew it. Which is why she assigned it this way. The following is what I came up with, in about an hour. I hope you enjoy it.

Last Christmas

It was an hour until midnight and men in long coats and thin hats still were wandering in. They shook off the snow from their tired frames and long faces, slumping into seats at the bar, into the worn velvet covered seats at round tables. The lights were dimmed low; the candles flickered in the winter air that flew in with every new straggler. Tired eyes and homeless hearts, The Oleander Lounge was home to the midnight blues with Marion Jones singing to fill their voids.

It felt like any other Tuesday night to Marion, as she drank from her glass of water under the fixated spotlight up on stage. Bartlet, her piano man, look out into the crowd, most of them regulars. She followed his gaze and saw Doc Howard, the veterinarian who didn’t go back to work after his wife died six months ago. Henry Gilliford who couldn’t keep a job. All the faces and sad stories kept safe within this basement of abandonment. Even that man that always sat up in the far mezzanine corner, hidden under a hat, sat by the door. Newspapers and magazines all had something to say about this fella from the east that came in and interrupted Hollywood for a week or so, and then never saw again until Marion recognized him one night a few weeks back here in a dingy part of Chicago. Even he had no place to be but here, on a snowy night this Christmas Eve.

“What next doll?” asked Bartlet, sighing from the weight of the world. Marion brushed a gloved hand across her forehead, eyeing her crowd of mangy men. “Another holiday tune? Perhaps some Let it Snow? Or White Christmas?” He was being bitter. Bartlet was just like the rest of these men; only he could play a tune.

“No Barry,” she said. “Lets give ‘em a River.”  She sang the Joni Mitchell ballad, adding background music to the men who drank to those they lost.

I’m so hard to handle/I’m selfish and I’m sad/Now I’ve gone and lost the best baby/That I ever had/Oh I wish I had a river/I could skate away on.

She wore a deep blue cascading gown to the floor that sparkled in the light with a slit cut up to her thigh, gloves that were not as white as they once used to be reached up to her elbows and her bob hair cut curled under her ears. She had been quite plain back home and here she had a bit of glamour.

Barlet’s fingers lingered on the last few notes, before ceremoniously closing down the lid to his grand piano.

“Well gentlemen,” Marion said into her mike. “I’m afraid, ‘cause of the holiday, we’re closing up early tonight. Y’all get home safe all right? I hear the snow is gettin’ thicker by the hour.”

Jeremy up in the lighting and sound booth finally shut off the spotlight, letting her step to the side of the stage, where Bartlet began putting on his coat and hat.

“Got a place to go tomorrow?” she asked him. He was an older man, with a long white mustache and a sour disposition.

“My granddaughter sent over her husband to fetch me,” he grumbled. “He’s waiting outside I suppose.” She patted his shoulder.

“Good, I’m glad.” She gave a caring smile and took his place at the piano bench after he got up and left.

Marion collected up the sheets of music as the men slowly left the Oleander, leaving empty glasses but taking with them their sullen faces and heavy hearts. Only the candles on each of the round tables filled the room with enough light to guide them out.

“I heard you fucked her in the backseat of that Ford Coupe, the one used in the movie.”

Marion glanced over her should to the men sitting at the bar. One of them was David Thickler, a warehouse stocker down Hamilton. He was standing next to the nameless mezzanine man, yelling in his face.

“Is it true?” Thickler continued. “That her tits were a piece of heaven and that pussy as tight as they said in Playboy? I bet you never had a hooker that dirty before.”

“Fuck off,” the man muttered into his drink, his face buried under his hat.

“Did you read that article?” Thickler asked the bartender, who was trying to stay out of it. “Said that she was the greatest lay in all of Hollywood, that directors were putting her into their movies just to get a taste of that fine piece of ass.”

The man slung so hard at Thickler’s face, he caught him in the jaw, but only barely. Thickler was surprised more than anything else but once he gathered his bearings he swung back twice as hard as the man ever could.

“Oh fuck,” growled the bartender, jumping over the counter, trying to wrestle Thickler off of him. The man fell to the floor, but dragged his attacker down with him by his coat collar.

“Take it back you son of a bitch!” the man yelled, throwing a punch at Thickler’s face. But Thickler punched harder and faster, laying it into the man.

“You fucking pussy,” Thickler yelled as the bartender tried to pull him away. Marion jumped off the stage and got down on her knees to the man, grabbing him by the shoulders.

“Get the hell up,” she hissed. Thickler was finally pulled away from him, thrown at the door.

“You can have your whore!” he yelled, as the door was slammed in his face. The bartender turned to reprimand the nameless man but all that was left of him was his hat, bloodied now, on the floor by the stools.

“You ought to pick your fights better,” Marion said, as she dragged the stranger into her worn, but cozy dressing room. “Thickler isn’t exactly the best choice to tussle with.”

“I didn’t start anything,” the man said, as she plopped him down in the little golden chair at her vanity. “I just couldn’t take him talking shit about….”

Marion sighed, getting a good look at him. He was younger but taller than she thought he was, with dark hair and a day’s worth of scruff. And covered in blood.

“God, take this,” she said, pulling off one of her long gloves and pushing it under his bleeding nose. “Hold that there.” He, alarmed, did what he was told, watching her disappear behind a thin paper screen. “Just let me get out of this stupid dress.”

He did not watch her change. Instead he looked to the floor, holding her glove to his face.

“You know it’s all true what they say,” he said after a moment.

“What do they say?”

“That I had an affair with her, out in California, even though she was married to that lawyer. Her husband did love her too, very much. He wasn’t cruel or nothing.” Marion didn’t say anything as she slipped the dress over her head. “But what they all got wrong was that I loved her too. I wasn’t with her to get a story about her, to write a book about her, or make the cover of a magazine. I loved her too. I loved her too.”

Marion walked back out in an oversized man’s shirt and black leggings. She sat on the floor at his feet and pulled out a pair of workmen’s boots. She was a lot younger than he thought she was. No more than twenty-four. Only a few younger than he.

“Anyway,” the man said. “What are you doing in a place like this?”

“I’m here every night. I thought you’d be aware of that by now.”

“But on Christmas eve? Doesn’t a girl like you have someplace to go?”

“Oh I do.” She slipped the boots on and tied them up around her ankles while she spoke. “Gonna meet my folks for midnight mass in a bit and spend the day with them.” She paused and looked at his right hand, lying in his lap. “Give me a look at that.” She reached out and cradled the bruised fingers.

“This might be broken,” she said. “Stay there.” She jumped up and rummaged through the drawers in her vanity. “There we are.” She pulled apart white medical tape, cutting it with her teeth. “I’m gonna wrap this up but promise me you’ll go see a doctor tomorrow.” She stopped and looked up at him fiercely. “Promise me,” she hissed.

“Yes, yeah I’ll go,” he said, wincing at the pain.

“I had a fella like you, last year,” she said after a moment. “Had to bandage him up a few times.”

“Yeah?”

“Yes sir. Tall dark and handsome. Terribly mysterious. We had one hell of a time.”

“I met her on Christmas last year,” he said quietly. “I was covering a press junket for a ball one of the directors threw every year. I work for a newspaper, you know. At least, I did.”

“I know,” Marion said simply.

“I was supposed to do a write up on all the guests and such. But I ended up spilling my cocktail all over her shoes. Felt like total shit but she said it was her excuse to get the hell out of there. After that, well, all that happened.”

Marion finished wrapping his injured hand and placed a calm hand over his.

“I’m sure she loved you very much,” she said quiet but firmly. “I saw some of those television interviews, how they all said you seduced her just to get a story. All that cover up business to make you the bad guy and save face. But under all that, even I could tell that she loved you.”

Marion got up and pulled on a fake fur coat that enveloped her tiny frame.

“Now I don’t know either of you,” she continued. “But I bet more than anything that she loved the hell out of you, and misses you something fierce.”

The man nodded.

“Do you got a place to be tonight?” she asked. “You could come to church with me and my folks if you like, but you don’t seem the type.”

“No. I have a brother that lives in town. I’ve been staying with him.”

“You’ll be alright getting there tonight?”

“Yes.”

“And you promise me that you’ll go see a doctor ‘bout that hand tomorrow?”

“Yes m’am.”

Marion grinned and held out her arm.

“Come on stranger, walk me to the door. I haven’t had a man walk me to the door in such a long time.”

He took her arm and escorted her out of The Oleander; snow blowing in and broken hearts tucked away.

Zoë A. Gulliksen

November 7th, 2011

Okay, So I’ve recieved an outpour of messages regarding my LOTR post and I wish I could post them all on tumblr but its just SO much! Instead I will post all the messages here =)

If you an unsure of what post everyone is responding to, here is the link to it!

http://zgulliksen.tumblr.com/post/6545049432

Now for some wonderful messages in response to the post!

Zoe your story was really touching. Things were the same ways for me (I’m still suffering self image issue to this day thanks to the years of name calling & well still being a really fat guy), but I had no clubs and no friends. You are an amazing young woman, and the world would be a little dimmer without you. I tell you right now High School me would have totally been in love with High School you. I want to thank you for sharing with the world your story, and I’m just so glad to know of you through twitter & tumblr. I have no question, I just wanted to leave this message. Thank you. -@jgyorfibox77

I know you’ve gotten a lot of people responding to your LOTR note, which was amazing btw, but I just came to tell you something; thank you for writing it. I haven’t read what other people told you after you wrote your note but I was just …so happy to find out someone was like me in this world.

Growing up I didn’t have many, or any, real friends. I was the kid that everyone picked on. By the time I was in middle school I realized how different I was. Every one else was immersed in cholo (Mexican gangster) culture and I was into comic books, manga/anime and Star Wars. I was even told once that I wasn’t even Mexican by another Mexican kid. That hurt so much because it felt like my people were rejecting me. With all the teasing and harsh words, it all accumulated into straight up anger. I began to hate not just the people around me but humans in general.

I was stuck wishing I was in the worlds I read and watched but it was impossible. But then I got into high school and found my school’s anime club. It started in my sophomore year and even though it wasn’t a really great or active club I met a great amount of good people who made me trust people again and not hate humans as much as I once did. It wasn’t until I started writing stories/comics that I actually THOUGHT about all those heroes I loved growing up. Why were they the way they were? Why did they care so much? Superheroes saved me in teaching me how a good person should be and what it truly meant to be a hero. Star Wars taught me that even a nerd could grow up to be a knight. Lord of the Rings taught me that it is up to me to decide what to do with the time that is given to me.

Reading your post made me happy to know that there are others like me out in the world. If that’s true then there must be a lot more out there, even now. I hope I can be of some inspiration to any young nerd who wants to be who they are. It’s what I try to do now and I’m so glad people are so accepting of my nerdiness. If I could be a shining light to some lost person then that would be my greatest accomplishment. I think you’re like that to a lot of people, myself included, and that’s just awesome. Thanks. -@solarguardian

With regard to how LOTR saved your life, first of all it sounds like it takes a lot of guts to put that out there, so bravo. I had my own “wonderfully” unique brand of schooling so I can’t really relate… but what you said later in your writing about imagination and fiction vs. real life struck a chord with me. That’s a question I struggled with for a long while, still to some extent, but I have come to believe that life can be just as good if not better. Heroes and villains (unfortunately) exist, there are battles to be fought and won, people who need saving (not just in the spiritual sense, but real saving) and a world to be made. So keep on truckin’ and maybe you’ll find yourself a nice big dragon to slay, volcano to climb, or giant… spider. -anon

Yea I can honestly say I know exactly what your talking about. But in place of Lord of the Rings and Star Wars it was Batman and The Matrix. Then comics/video games/anime/movies/tv shows in general. I’m a bit of every type of nerd. And I can relate to a lot of this. Because I did find a group in high school like you found yours. (The Film Society) But even there I felt let out. I kind of always feel that way. But I’ve come to terms with that. Even the stuff about hiding away in your room. I don’t even consider my room as part of the rest of the world. It was just a bit eerie how much of your story lined up with mine. And I share the same value on imagination. Those of us with intense imaginations have both a blessing and a curse because we can come up with and see the most epic shit in our heads but then we have to open our eyes and walk to the store for a quart of milk and a roll of toilet paper. We are tasked with the burden of making that journey to the store as epic as one in our head. But yea any way. High fucking five. I really need to start talking to you more at those book club things instead of just waving at you awkwardly as I walk down the stairs. -@thebigbadgeorge

Read your entry on lord of the rings and how it helped you….I have a similar thing with comics…I found them when I was 13 and they have at times been the only thing keeping me going. I have suffered from depression since I a very young age and was bullied and put down from day one when going through school in a small town in Australia. At one stage a school counciler tried to help me make some new friends by starting a club a computer club but some of the kids who were making my life hell showed up and told me to “f@#$ off” cause I would ruin it for them apparently.
I even had some similar experiences like yours in regards to teachers at school and sadly during my university arts education(I wanted to base an assignment on the work of Alex Ross).
At the age of 26 I was diagnosed as being high functioning on the autism spectrum I am 29 now and I am only just starting to embrace my own quirks and geekiness.
It is was nice to read your story. Sad that anyone goes through this stuff in life. -@lordofthedaves

surely any school teacher who disregards The Lord Of The Rings, the most read book in the english language after the Bible, should be given a good kick out of the door! incredible.

But look what us geeks can do now! We start huge communities with people all over the world, we help break down barriers like ignorance and support each other when we feel down. We encourage each other in our respective fields and support our new found friends. Sure we will all probably never meet, but we can talk to each other, which is a step ahead of our favourite characters in our favourite books.

And you know what? Whenever I have a blanket wrapped around my shoulders, I Still pretend it’s a cape, and I don’t even care :D My imagination keeps me sane (and I’m 22 :P ) -@liamnicholson

Zoe, I just wanted to say how awesome I think you are. You ARE a beautiful, young woman. And to be where you are today…amazing.

I know how hard it is to be picked on in HS. I was born with a cleft palate. I was teased for how I looked and sounded (slightly nasally voice) from grade school on through HS. Every time I looked in the mirror, I saw Frankenstein’s monster. I honestly thought I was unlovable.

And, to some extent, that view of me hasn’t changed. Even though I’m now married and have kids of my own. I still see that monster. Even when my wife tells me she finds me attractive, there’s always that voice in the back of my head that tells me she’s lying.

Thank you for your story. You are full of awesome and I enjoy following you on Twitter. Your tweets are so full of fun and whimsy and almost always make me smile. I hope you never feel like there’s no place in this world for you or you don’t belong here. I’m glad you’ve embraced your geek. I wish I had learned that lesson OH so much earlier. Thank you -SC

Whenever you feel dark and alone, just take a look at that LOTR post and all of the positive responses (negative ones need not apply since they’re all by chickenshit anons).
You’ve come so far! Cheers. <3 -@QuixoticExotic

•If I were a month, I would be November.
•If I were a day of the week, I would be Thursday.
•If I were a time of the day, 7:47 pm.
•If I were a planet, I would be Jupiter.
•If I were a sea animal, I would be an otter.
•If I were a direction, I would up.
•If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a bookshelf that hides a secret passageway
•If I were a sin, I would be Vanity.
•If I were a historical figure, I would be Guinevere of Camelot.
•If I were a liquid, I would be a chai tea latte
•If I were a stone, I would be diamond.
•If I were a tree, I would be a Christmas tree.
•If I were a bird, I would be a sparrow.
•If I were a tool, I would be a laser.
•If I were a flower, I would be an daisy.
•If I were a kind of weather, I would be snowy.
•If I were a musical instrument, I would be a triangle.
•If I were an animal, I would be a sea otter
•If I were a color, I would be cobalt blue.
•If I were a vegetable, I would be chive.
•If I were a sound, I would be the sound of a piano tune
•If I were an element, I would be wind.
•If I were a car, I would be a white convertible bug.
•If I were a song, I would be “Belle” Beauty and the Beast
•If I were a movie, I would be something like Beauty and the Beast
•If I were a book, I would be a  The Golden Compass by Philip Pullman
•If I were food, I would be a sesame seed bagel with cream cheese
•If I were a place, I would be a corner bookstore/coffee shop in Manhattan
•If I were a material, I would be whatever my tauntaun is made out of
•If I were a taste, I would be vanilla chai
•If I were a scent, I would be a Daisy by Marc Jacobs.
•If I were an item of clothing, I would be a Scott Pilgrim hoodie.
•If I were a religion, I would be that of those who make their own future
•If I were a word, I would be quirky.
•If I were an object, I would be a book.
•If I were a body part, I would be a collar bone
•If I were a facial expression, I would be a look of longing
•If I were a subject in school, Escapism: what to read to escape from the commonplaces of existence
•If I were a cartoon character, I would be a mixture of Belle, Rapunzel, & Stephanie Brown
•If I were a shape, I would be the outline of an airplane
•If I were a number, I would be 747

I just finished reading Voodoo Heart by Scott Snyder and my chest is so tight, its rather overwhelming.

I picked up this collection of short stories because Snyder is the author of the current American Vampire comics (which if you haven’t been readin you better get your ass on board because they are incredible). I had the honor to talk to Snyder when he was a guest at the Midtown Comics Book Club meeting I co-hosted last month. Yes his comic writing is incredible, as he also writes the current Detective Comics, but it was his personality that made me want to seek out the book immediately. He’s extremely personable, down to earth and passionate about his writing. He is someone I wanted to know what else he had to say.

Stephen King loved Voodoo Heart, as stated on the cover of the book: “Scott Snyder’s Voodoo Heart just blew me away.” King loved this collection of stories so much that when approached to write a blurb for American Vampire, King wanted to co write the comics himself.

Having read his comic writing, I was completely surprised when I started reading Voodoo Heart. All the stories take place in a world seeming to be nearly 100 years ago, vintage classic settings, like photographs yellowed with age. There are certain books I need to read with a pen in my hand, from the very first page I was scrambling to find a pen to under line all the lines that made me feel something: longing, wanderlust, heartache, and understanding.

On page 7 I underlined “He wanted to kiss her, but even more he wanted to be the one she was waiting for, to be what was coming to collect her.”

There are 7 stories, all about people and their human emotions that are honest and unforgiving, for in truth most of the time none of us are really heroes and we make mistakes. The first story is titled “Blue Yodel”, about a man driving across country to follow a blimp flying to California because the woman he loves is aboard.

In “About Face” I connected so much with characters so unlike anybody I’ve ever read about before yet I knew them as though they were people I knew. And I underlined, circled whole sections and drew star in the margins of the story itself called “Voodoo Heart”. I don’t want to give anything away, but it tells so much about human emotion it was remarkable:

“Scared that if he stick around he’d be an even bigger disappointment to the person he loved? Because he was afraid of hurting her even worse?”

“Wreck” was incredible. All of this was incredible, but each story stands out in its own way, completely different stories, yet all flow seamlessly into each other. My most favorite one, however, is the final story: “The Star Attraction of 1919″. I can’t even say anything about it because I would A: not give it any justice and B: would give something away.

But trust me when I say the entire book’s final paragraph made my chest ache something fierce.  Perhaps, thats what this entire collection if about. About meeting strangers and learning how much a person can affect you, for better or for worse.

As soon as every story is over, you are dying to know what tiny, quirky yet somehow extraordinary snippet of the world Snyder will take you to next. I cannot recommend this collection enough. My only regret is that Snyder is doing such a wonderful job writing comics these days that I would think that he is such too busy to write fiction. However, I hope that someday he does.

 

You can buy Voodoo Heart from amazon here: http://www.amazon.com/Voodoo-Heart-Scott-Snyder/dp/0385338414

American Vampire can be bought form Midtown Comics here: http://www.midtowncomics.com/store/dp.asp?PRID=American+Vampire+Vol+1+HC_1129952

“I was reading your post about being #geekfit and I was wondering what you do in this situation: Say your friend really wants to cosplay. They’re really good at sewing and their costume is spot on, however despite being relatively healthy, their physique may be less than accurate to the character (whether they’re not stick-skinny or they’re too short/tall, they’re not the same ethnicity as the character, ect – something that they may not be able to fix with just a cosplay diet or workout) which may affect their overall cosplay presentation and may bring in harsh criticisms from cosplay elitists. Taking this into consideration, and knowing how excited your friend is to cosplay, would you still encourage them to cosplay?”

This question was left for in my tumblr ask box and usually I don’t respond to questions that I feel as attacking my judgement or are just creepy. But I took this message to mean something sincere and I hope I can answer it best as possible.

If this friend of yours is an excellent costume maker and the costume looks perfect and they are one hundred percent comfortable wearing the costume, then of course there is not a single thing wrong with the situation.

I come from a very different point of view where I have always been extremely uncomfortable with the way I looked. I grew up not very happy with what I looked like, and no matter how hard I tried to get into shape I couldn’t reach the point I was happy with. That is until I started cosplaying.

If I were to dress up as my favorite characters, I wanted the look to be spot on. Which meant that I had to drag my ass outside and go running and not eat junk food. That motivated is what finally brought me to the state I am today and what continues to motivate me to stay fit.

As long as the person cosplaying feels 100% comfortable with what they look like, then absolutely go for it! Its really about just having fun, and we cosplayers can sometimes forget that fact.

Thanks for question!

(this is a piece of my Twitter Project: stories about how 140 characters or less changed their life =P -Zoë)

When Zoë announced that she was going to…announce a new Twitter project that she wanted her followers to contribute to, I tweeted, “Uh-oh!” to her. She promptly responded, “YOU BETTER DO THIS” This may seem like no big deal to you. It might seem like “small potatoes” (who still says that?) to you. But 6-7 months ago, I never thought I’d be “Twitter-yelled™ at by an brilliant, awesome girl who loves comics, writing, and social networking who lives on the other side of the country. Back then I NEVER thought I’d have any kind of “conversation” with ANYONE on Twitter, much less the some of the coolest people in the Tri-State area that I hope I, somehow, someday, against all odds and weather conditions, get to meet. My name is Sebastian Nunez, and THIS is the story of how Twitter changed my life. (Too dramatic?)

 

So, in 2009 or so, March, I believe, I thought, “Hey, let me check out this ‘Twitter’ thing I keep hearing about… could be fun.” So I log on… from my Mom’s phone and check it out. I make an account and that’s it. I check out who’s on it and see a few recognizable names. The FIRST person I ever followed: Joel McHale. Good choice, no? I don’t actually recall my first tweet word-for-word. I’m pretty sure it was a lame attempt at a joke that I thought would get Rainn Wilson’s attention. (Clearly, I didn’t understand the way the whole “Following” thing worked) I remember being all excited when Barack Obama started following me. So I used Twitter for the majority of 2009. It was a rough time for me though as I was still getting over a bad break up (are there ever “good” ones?), so a lot of my tweets were vague and lovelorn (Long story. Read the book some time). So there wasn’t much for my 35 followers (3 of which were real people) to read. But I kept tweeting. I’d be in better moods and write jokes I knew no one would read. I enjoyed it for some odd reason. I guess because I never thought it’d change. I thought, “Eh, 35 followers is probably all I’ll ever have. Might as well get used to it.” So I kept going for whatever reason. Eventually (year later), “stuff” happened, and I lost 2 of the three human followers I had. But it didn’t really bother me because 1 of those 2 sucked. Eventually I had no human followers. The only real Twitter successes I had were actually pretty fucking sweet though: I got Kevin Murphy of Mystery Science Theater 3000* fame to respond to something I said (one of first celebrity Twitter interactions) and then a few months later, Bill Corbett, also of MST3K* fame responded to me as well:

The exchange:

Me: (After having just watched the Daredevil Rifftrax) “BTW, Thanks again to @MichaelJNelson, @BillCorbett and @KWMurphy for making me laugh my ass off.”

Mr. Corbett: “@Randomdude18 You’re welcome! Sorry for your new ass-less state, though.”

(*If you don’t what Mystery Science Theater 3000 or Rifftrax is, slap yourself. Also, look it up.)

 

Needless to say, I was immensely thrilled and that tweet was instantly favorited.  At the time those were the two best Twitter experiences I had. They kept me going on Twitter. But after a while I grew slightly bored with it. I wasn’t talking to anybody and nobody was talking to me. It was around the summer, I believe. Or at least April. The only reason I kept going, was because Twitter was where I got all my news. I felt that if I left, I wouldn’t know what was going on. So I stuck with it.

Summer 2009 was actually so boring it isn’t even worth mentioning, so fast-forward to 2010.

 

Twitter still didn’t mean all that much to me. Still not many followers, no Twitter friends. Just me tweeting about trying Sushi for the first time and no one caring. I still tweeted dumb jokes and ranted about shit I hated, but that was it. No interaction. I started to doubt this “Social Media” thing everyone was raving about. It was also around this time that I started being a real recluse. I was super judgmental of people around me. I would write blogs about why they sucked. I didn’t want / feel the need to make friends since I hated everyone (yeah, it was a dark time in my life). It was weird. I had just turned 20, and I hated the world. I hated humanity. That kind of stuff’s usually for 17 year-olds, but I just loathed society and such. But right when all seemed lost, when I was thinking about quitting Twitter, everything changed.

 

Around June ( I think), Bryan Lee O’Malley retweeted a couple of pictures of this girl dressed up as Ramona Flowers. I saw the pictures, and was like, “Hmmm. She seems cool. I think I’ll give her a follow.” Little did I know…

 

I remember my first interaction with this lovely lady was in response to her response to a clip of the Scott Pilgrim movie that was shown during some “awards show” on MTV. She actually replied and we talked about how we only watched the red carpet coverage because of the clip. It was nice to actually talk to someone on Twitter, which like I said, I hadn’t done too much of previously. Next thing I know, she’s following me. ME! This person I didn’t even know who loved Scott Pilgrim was following me. I was excited and a little nervous. Excited because this was a new experience for me. Nervous because I thought I’d have to step up my tweeting game so I wouldn’t make her unfollow me due to sheer boredom. So I tried to be funny or interesting (quite a stretch for a guy like me). Crazy thing is, she’s STILL following me. She stuck with me despite the fact that I’m not exactly an interesting follow. I must be doing something right. (Also, if you don’t know who this lovely lady I’m talking about is, slap yourself. Right now. In the face. HARD.)

But it gets better.

 

Some of her amazing friends started following me too!

Juan, Craig, Daniel, and Lindsay.

(You should know who these folks are too. [Especially since I just wrote their names.] If not, slap yourself. Again. You’re bad at this.)

 

I’m not sure what made them take the plunge, but they took it. And I’m glad they did.

Soon, I found myself talking to these awesome people that lived miles and miles away from me and wishing they lived close by.

I wished I could teleport to New York and Toronto to actually hang out with these awesome folks, but alas, my superpowers STILL haven’t manifested (WTF?)

 

These guys would (and often DID) make my day

I would have shitty days, and then I’d tweet something to one of my Twitter friends and get a reply that would make me smile my big, creepy, embarrassing smile.

Its kind of funny how people (seemingly) millions of miles away can make you smile like a big dumb idiot.

And as before, I would check my Follower count daily to make sure no one got bored and unfollowed me.

And waddaya know? They’re still following me.

I still struggle to believe that people actually think I’m cool. Whenever one of them says I’m cool or whatever, I always wonder what lapse-of-judgment-inducing substance they’re on (I’m not good at taking compliments) .

I mean, I don’t know if these guys realize the impact they have in my life. I don’t know if they understand that the quickest, smallest, little tweet can mean so much to me (I’m a sentimental dork.)

 

Another thing that made me love being Twitter friends with these folks is the fact that they, in essence, cured my hatred of people.

I mean, if these people are this nice to me, a guy they’ve never met, surely the world isn’t as doomed as I originally thought.

They restored my faith in humanity (cheesy, I know) . These are people who DON’T suck.

I feel like I’m repeating myself, but this is stuff worth repeating.

I love these guys.

 

So while Twitter didn’t lead me to the Love of My Life or a super awesome job or something else like that, it DID give me something I didn’t think I’d get from a Social Networking site/tool: Friendship.

Sure, this whole post might make you roll your eyes due to the cheesy, overly-gushy remarks about my lovely followers, but I mean everything I’ve said about them. (The words are just cheesy when typed up)

They’re lovely folks who make me smile on a daily basis, which is something I need in my insecure, unsure, seemingly direction-less 20th year of existence.

Thanks guys. For everything. <3 <3

 

(P.S. : If you don’t already, follow the EFF out of @TheJuanReyes , @CraigeryM , @FetFet50 , @TokyoAcid. NOW. And surely you already follow @BookishBelle or else you wouldn’t be reading this.)

 

Hope this wasn’t too boring.

 

Sebastian N.

 

 

-Seb is one of the very first friends I made on twitter and since then he’s accomplished a LOT in his life. I’m really proud of him and I love hearing about all his new accomplishments on Twitter everyday.

If anyone would like to share their Twitter experience or any stories for my Twitter project, please feel free to email me at zgulliksen@gmail.com. Thanks again for reading guys!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1.)You’re single right?

-mhm.

2.)How long was the last phone conversation you had?
-it says 1 min 17 seconds. I dont like talking on the phone.

3.)Are you afraid of falling in love?
-no, but I’ freaked out about all the things that come with it

4.)Do you hide your feelings?
-not really. I’m one of those, wear my heart on my sleeve, tweet about it, blog about it type of girls.

5.) Is there a person that will always have a place in your heart?
-there are a few. Some more than others.

6.) After taking a shower, do you change in the bathroom or the bedroom?
-bedroom. Which is why I end up embarassingly darting from the bathroom to the bedroom in a towel when people show up at my house when I’m in the shower.

7.) Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
-I dont think the group project in class counts. I suppose my dad.

8.)Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
- I assume you mean feelings of the romantic kind. And why yes I do. I have it bad.

8.) Do you think you’ve changed over the past year?
-so much, you couldn’t even believe.

9.) Do you like to read books?
- …..is this a trick question?

10.) Where is the last person you kissed at this moment?
-sleeping.

11.) Was your last kiss a regret?
-nope nope

12.) Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
-for sure

13.) Is there someone you don’t ever want to be out of your life?
-obviously

14.) Last time you laughed really hard?
-Last night, spaming with hilarious Pascal memes ^.^

15.) Do you know what you’re going to wear tomorrow?
-I have an idea for once, only because its the next book club metting.

16.) Which is harder, telling someone you love them, or that you don’t?
-that you don’t by far. You can’t feel guilt for loving someone but its ten times worse trying to tell someone you don’t feel the same way.

17.) Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them in a car?
-nope.

18.) Have you ever laid in the arms of the last person you kissed?
-erm, no.

19.) If you could leave your town would you?
-It would depend on where I’m going.

20.) What do you do when you’re upset?
-I play really sad music, take a shower in the dark, watch a sad movie, and juts cry because I actually thoroughly enjoy a good cry.

21.) Does it matter if the person you like drinks?
-as long as it isn’t a daily or frequent thing. And that you don’t get drunk.

22.) Who are your last two recieved calls from?
-an unknown number and my brother!

23.) Last two outgoing calls?
-my brother and Annerys

24.)Last two missed calls?
-an unknown number

25.) What were you doing at one o’clock this morning?
-skyping with someone.

26.) Would you feel comfortable with short hair, or do you prefer long hair?
-I really adore my short hair but I’m looking forward to growing it out.

27.) Who do you have texts from in your phone?
-last people to text me were Thor, Tom, my mom, Austin & Angela

28.) Are you comfortable staring into the eyes of someone who likes you?
-only if I like them back

29.) If the last person you kissed bumped into you at school, what would you say?
-I would probably have huge fangirl meltdown ^.^

30.) Have you ever kissed just a friend?
-yes

31.) What is one thing you will not tolerate in a relationship?
-cheating. Lying. Meanness.

32.) Are you wearing makeup?
-yes

33.) Do you think there is a difference between fucking and making love?
-Absolutely.

34.) How’s your best friend?
-I think they’re good =)

35.) Do you need a girlfriend/ boyfriend to be happy?
-I’ve been single for almost a year and its been the greatest year of my life. So I would say no =P

36.) Other than yourself, who did you last buy something for?
-mhm I’m not sure. I’m always buying people things =P

37.) Last facebook IM?
-I keep that shit turned off. If you don’t have a twitter or I don’t keep you on my skype address book I do not want to talk to you

38.) What are you looking forward to?
-everything. Life.

39.) What is the closest thing to you that is blue?
-my underwear

40.) What does your 6th text message in your inbox say?
- It doesn’t show up like that on my blackberry =/

41.) Last person you cried in front of?
-erm. I have no idea actually.

42.) Have you ever found it hard to get over someone?
-if you’re still in love with them, of course.

43.) When’s the last time you ran?
-Tuesday ^.^

44.) Would you be shocked if the last person you kissed texted you?
-Not at all.

45.) Do you seek approval from your friends before going out with someone?
-Nope, I am terribly picky so if they’re good enough for me they will be good enough for everyone else.

46.) If the last person you kissed, saw you kissing someone else, would they be mad?
-No, just awfully heartbroken.

47.) Who can you always vent to?
-Angela. Austin. Giovanni. Paul.

48.)What do you spend most of your money on?
-saving it ALL for sdcc. But also on starbucks and comic books.

49.) Who did you hug last?
-Maya

50.) What would you name your future daughter?
-Not telling =P

51.) Do you miss having a girlfriend/boyfriend?
-Mhm, yes I think so.

52.) Has anyone ever tried to ruin a relationship you were in?
-I suppose.

53.) Can you ice skate?
- I can =)

54.) If the person you love or loved walked away, you would fall apart, or move on?
-I would do both at the same time. I don’t need other people, thats not the type of person I am.

55.) Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend sees you at the store and is really excited to see you. Is that weird?
-really excited? Yes that would be weird.

56.) Would you go out in public looking the way you do?
- I am already in public =p But leggins and a star wars shirt? Thats what I wear all the time =P

57.) Have you ever been rude to someone without even realizing it?
-of course.

58.) Are you taller than 5’5″?
-I’m 5’7″

59.) Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
-People as a collective are confusing as all hell.

60.) What are you listening to?
-my ethics professor.

61.) Are there any bruises on your body?
-yes, I’m terribly clumsy

62.) Are you any good at math?
-basic math =P

63.) Do you think parents are too hard on kids these days?
-considering all the weird things I do, my parents are pretty chill.

64.) Do you have a bad temper?
-Not at all.

65.) Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
-yes

67.) Do you open up to people easily?
-very very much

68.) Who is your friend that lives closest to you?
-uh, I guess Paul?

69.) How many piercing do you have?
-one in each ear.

70.) What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
-normal check up.

 

When I was a kid I used to set my alarm on Saturday mornings at 5am. Yes, FIVE am to watch shitty tv shows on basic television. The only thing on at 5am was some pet hospital show with kids. There was only one commercial too, some SUPER juice that showed the same kid ride around on a skate board. We didn’t even have cable, we had channel 7′s Saturday morning cartoons like Doug and Pepper Ann and Pokemon and Power Rangers.

During the week I’d wake up for Sailor Moon at 6am, got ready while Dragon Ball Z played from 6:30 to 7 (I didn’t like it, okay?) and then Pokemon at 7 and the FANTASTIC Digimon at 7:30. But I had to leave for school at 7:50, so I always missed the last ten minutes. I did record it though, on a vhs player =P God thing kids these days don’t have these problems =P

However, these days I could sleep all day if I wanted. I just want to stay in bed with a song on repeat playing softly and I will still in my huge bed under my tauntaun and sleep all day without remorse. As long as nothing had to get done, I wouldn’t have a guilty bone in my body. I could easily dream my life away and be perfectly content.

Today my morning class was cancled and I wasn’t schedule to work: the only thing I HAD to do was class from 6:10 to 7:30. I slept until 10:30, woke up ate some hummus & pretzels with a pear then back to sleep until 12:30. I then woke up, took my dad to the train station with my mom, Starbucks run (#soychailatte), picked my sister up from school and went back home. There I ate a banana with peanut butter and then took another long nap.

So now its 4:07 pm, where I’m about to go work out, shower and go to class. And you know what? I would sleep the rest of the day if I could too<3

Its a good thing I don’t have anyone else in this bed, or else I would most certainly never leave =)

I am constantly trying to figure out what is okay to post online and what is not okay to post online. Most of the time I wouldn’t care at all about posting all the details of my life online, but usually the most interesting parts involve other people and/or could get me in trouble. Trust me, I tweet only about 50% of the most interesting parts of my life.

So for those of you who follow me regularly on twitter, you know my life is kinda nuts. You wouldn’t even IMAGINE the other stuff that goes on.

But I’m going to try this whole blogging more personally thing out, okay? We’ll see if this works.

Whats on my mind tonight? Well, it is technically Wednesday at 12:09 am and I am in a good mood. At night before I go to sleep sometimes I tend to be really unhappy and confused about my life because there is just SO much going on that I don’t know what to do. But tonight I’m in a mello far away mood and I’m doing just fine. =)

I’m listening to “Back to Manhattan” by Nora Jones, which has been on repeat for a couple of days now.

“I’ll go back to Manhattan
As if nothing ever happened
When I cross that bridge
It’ll be as if this don’t exist.”

Its my EXACT type of music: a simple, sad piano tune about Manhattan. *nods* Absolutely perfect. It also fits the mood of a short piece I’m working on. I haven’t really written anything solid since “The Adventure of the Darling Shopgirl.” Now that piece was just so personal and it’s probably my favorite thing I’ve ever written. So I’m trying to write short (30ish pages long) stories just about people and how they interact. Mostly filled with confused people wondering about life.

I suppose I can post the (working) begining of my new story:

“Lydia Morne sat on the edge of the Peninsula grand suite hotel bed in a white bathrobe. She had never worn anything so soft and she had never been so nearly naked in front of someone she didn’t know at all.

This was the most perilous thing she had done even if before this moment she had lived a very none perilous life. Two hours ago she had left her apartment without Jason and sat in a diner. Now she was naked, albeit the softest bathrobe in the entire world, on the edge of a bed in a hotel room belonging to a man who now stood by the window drinking a gin and tonic.

“You brought clothes with you?” he asked, calm and unassuming. She nodded and looked to her bag that sat next to the television.

“I brought a few things with me.”

“Good. Well, its late and I don’t sleep very much. I’m going to go down to lounge and get a drink. Are you old enough to drink?”

She laughed lightly.

“Yes. I turned 21 in February.”

“Excellent. Feel free to stay here and rest but if not, you are more than welcome to join me downstairs.”

“Okay, I probably will.”

“I’m glad.”

And so Alan Cooper age 42, lawyer and not looking for sex left Lydia Morne , 21, student and unsure what the hell she was doing, sitting on his $700 a night hotel bed on a Tuesday night in Manhattan.”

Its actually nothing like what you would expect it to be about, that much I can promise you. =) I like the idea and the themes a lot in it, but I don’t know if I’ll be able to convince myself to keep writing it.

Let’s see, what else is on my mind? Well, its March which is always my restart month for working out and loosing weight for the summer. I’ve always had an awful time trying to maintain my weight and I’m struggled with a horrible dislike for what I look like for a long time now. Most people don’t know that about me, and 99% of them don’t believe me anyway. But its a constant struggle, however I think this year I’m doing the best I’ve ever done. On my birthday last year I lost a good amount of weight but gained 10lbs since then. So I have a month to lose those ten before I turn 21 on April 25th. I can do this. I would hate myself profusely if I didn’t.

So I worry about that a lot, but its warmer outside so I can go running and I’ll be in the spandex state of mind again. Hopefully for good. So I worry about that constantly, just because thats what I’ve worried about everyday for the past 10 years.

Mhmm what else? School is going well, I don’t like it very much. Its just one of those things that you have to do hahaha. I finished all my Creative Writing classes so now its just business and ethics classes left which are so factually and not imaginative enough for me so its just mindless work. But I do enjoy being on campus because of the anonymity. I get to walk around everywhere and drink tea and read my books and watch all these people walk by. I like to keep my social life online or with my geeks in the city: on campus I am as antisocial as all hell. Just because I don’t relate to people my own age very well. I don’t think its a bad thing, its just how I’ve always been<3

So there’s school and eating healthy and well, comic shop stuff is good! The next Book Club Meeting I’m co-hosting with Thor at Midtown is on Friday! If you’re reading this and in the area you should come & hang out =) Its free and we give out donuts and coffee ^.^ I really love my friends I’ve gathered online and switched to IRL hanging out, like this past Friday. It’s really nice to be able to provide a place for people to really feel like they belong =)

hahaha, sorry, I’m trying to not sound too…sad. But I am first and foremost a writer which means I’m just naturally an unhappy person and its also in the middle of the night: its prime writing time ful of longing and contemplating the what ifs and should haves in life.

Mhmm, I guess thats all I can talk about in life right now? Its hard to talk about the SERIOUS stuff because other people are involved. I guess I can also be vague as shit:

Friend 1: Finally did something that scared her and it turned out for the best and I hope what she’s trying to do works out because she deserves it so much.

Other friends broke up and it really sucks and I feel bad because relationships are so messy and horrible and I wouldn’t wish that on anyone at all.

Erm, I also am going to stop eating cheese and drinking milk. Mostly because I dont even LIKE milk and well, cheese is just something I’m going to see if I can stop eating. I ate really well today, which is amazing that I’m saying this because usually I’d never ever say that and end up going to bed mad at myself.

“I should go back to Manhattan,
Its just a train ride away.
I know nothing about leaving,
But I know I should do it today.”

I guess thats enough personal stuff for now, hahaha. Too much? We’ll see, maybe I wont want to do this again.

<3

Its now about 9:30 pm, infamous Jersian Kevin Smith is talking up a storm with his last fan of the night. They apparently went to the same high school a few years apart and he is leaning against the shelf behind him, trying to remember if he knew anyone in her grade. You would have thought they were old friends in a cafe, instead of a hollywood director and an ordinary person.

Gerry, one of the owners of the store give our photographer Ron & I the “okay you guys are next” nod. I look to Ron and grin. “This is ridiculous,” I say with laugh of disbelief. Ron shakes his head.

“We got this,” he said, camera in hand.

Some 5 hours prior I arrived at Midtown Comics’ Grand Central Store on Lexington & 45th, to a line of freezing fans waiting outside. My best friend Angela, who I dragged along for moral support, followed me inside where we met up with Ron. Angela is one of my few best friends, and one of even fewer friends from college that I hang out with outside of classes & work.  She & I are almost exact opposites in all areas: she a petite pre med major party animal with amazingly long golden hair & myself an antisocial geek towering over her with short quirky hair. But it works =)

Ron is the Midtown photographer and we happened to meet while waiting first in line for Zooey Deschanel’s band, She & Him back in June. When Midtown needed a photographer, I said I knew an amazingly talented guy and its been the perfect crew ever since. Ron & I joke all the time, every time we get to do something even more amazing, that how did we get to this point where our lives are just so awesome? Especially this moment.

The other parts of the Midtown Tv crew is my cohost Thor and our camera guy Jason, both 10 years olden than us who actually do this sort of thing for a living. Ron & I are the “kids” in the group however they were going to Seattle for a con this weekend. Thus Ron & I were left in charge to cover our biggest guest yet: Kevin Smith.

Being from Jersey, especially growing up in the Redbank area, meeting Smith was a huge honor. I could go on and on about them all, but come on: chances are you know exactly what I’m talking about anyway. So let’s skip that part and go back to the story.

Its around 5:30, there’s a huge line outside, and Ron, Angela & I are putting away our stuff, talking about what we had to get done, making sure we had everything together. Soon we went outside, talking to fans, we shot the intro & outro scenes, got a lot of B roll and waited.

Soon The Action Room guys showed up! Tony & Producer Mike, who host a fantastic geek radio show, are such amazing people. Angela hadn’t seen them in months and Ron was finally properly introduced. Now it was a matter of waiting.

Smith was supposed to sign from 7 to 8pm, but understandably he showed up a little after 7:30. Once he arrived through the elevator and stepped in the store, I was expecting the room to hush down, then explode in rushed excitement, or SOMETHING. But nope, Kevin Smith just walked off the elevator in his signature hockey jersey & long shorts, and admired the dvd case next to him full of all his movies.

“Cool man.”

Then his publicist and owners of the store did their business, showing him where everything was set up.

“Here’s the table, do you mind if we take pictures? Can they step behind the table to take pictures with you, is that alright? Do you need anything?”

“Of course pictures are cool. And you know what? Just get rid of this table.” Smith looked up & down at the tall red velvet covered table used for all celebrity signings. “I don’t need it.”

The guys in charged all looked around.

“Uhm are you sure? How will you sign stuff? You don’t wanna sit down?”

“Nope, I’m all good. Hey everybody!”

And then, as just a normal, chill guy, Kevin Smith ignored that table and stood for almost three hours talking to everybody. He talked to every single fan as though they were just some cool guy, chilling out in a comic shop. He laughed outrageously, shook every single person’s hands to thank them for coming out, but most importantly listened to them. Listened to what his movies meant to them, listened to what they had to say in sincere earnest.

For three hours the rest of waited, but it was a lot of fun. Smith gave the room such a relaxed feel, that all the photographers & crews there waiting for their turn to interview him afterwards just all hung out and it was fantastic.

Tony & Producer Mike were cracking jokes with everybody, Ron & I talked with everyone, and we all made friends with a “video journalist” named Adam from TMZ. He told us all about his job, the celebrities he’s met, what a normal night on the town is like for us, and how he’s only doing it as a side thing because what he really wants to do is be a Special Education teacher. Oh, and he looks exactly like Ryan Reynolds.

I also got to meet a lot of my Twitter friends! Its was awesome getting to meet people face to face when they’d come up. “Oh hi I’m <insert real name>, I’m <insert twitter name> on twitter.” And then I’d get to squeal and give a hug to the real people behind the 140 character conversations I’ve had. It was one of my favorite parts of the whole night and I’m so glad everyone said hi<3

Finally, the last of the fans left the building and it was our turn to get to talk to him. This part for me is a little fuzzy to be honest, basically I just went him, introduced myself and began talking like it was no big deal. I don’t even remember what I asked, hahahahaha. Thankfully, the video should be up within the next week or so documenting the footage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After my interview, The Action Room got their interview, and then Adam got his. It was late, Smith has been on his feet talking up a storm for the hundreds of people that showed up and yet here he was still, talking and talking for these camera crews as well. It was pretty fantastic to see. I got my pictures, with him, Angela & Ron got theirs and we considered it a brilliant night for all. We began packing up our stuff, saying goodbye to all our friends, and about to leave when I noticed something.

Everyone was pretty much gone, his publicist was waiting impatiently, and yet Kevin Smith was still there, hanging out between shelves of comics talking to two fans who had stayed behind. He was talking it up about life and movies and society like it was no big deal.

And as we left I thought, you know what? It’s really no big deal. =)


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